Prayers

For greatest ease in understanding, i recommend that you read the Introduction before this Chapter and that you then read this Chapter in the order i recommend There.

Prayers, by Victor Luis Villalon-Suarez

most recently reviewed on 7/13/2022 at 16:18

improvements since the immediately preceding review: Substituted “government” for “government” throughout.

preparing the mind to Pray

“As long as there is a will to struggle, there shall be hope of winning.”

“Never doubt that [God in, through and with a single] thoughtful, committed [person might Save] the [Universe]. In fact, it’s the only thing that ever [could].” This is because if God starts to Fuck, It shall be only as a result of having found Enough Means, and of These there shall be a final One, the last One God needs in order to start to Fuck, and because before Fucking thoughts do not emerge in more than one mind at once, this Means shall come from someone, who shall be this “single, thoughtful, committed person in, through and with whom God will Save the Universe”.

humility: the belief that God is the source of all that is good, that no matter how good we think we are, we shall never be anywhere near as good as we would be if God, Thus we, Fucked, hence that no matter how great we think we are, we shall always be infinitesimally small compared to our future selves in Fucking; that all our goodness avails us nothing if God dies, Thus we die, forever; that we need help continuously because anything we do may be evil, so anything we’re sure of may be false; that as the source of all that is good, God is the source of all help; and that the vast majority of people, starting with the immediate victims of the Crime, for the rest of us are all indirect victims of It, suffer more than we, whether more acutely bodily or mentally, because God has not been able to awaken in them as God has in us.

Prayers

Only think the following in silence to maximize your concentration by precluding the distraction of hearing even your own voice. Instead address God alone both within and all around you to the farthest reaches of space:

I: God, Which art:

A: the drive solely to live in everlasting happiness, in Heaven,

as well as:

B: time,

C: space,

D: energy,

and, but only before everlasting happiness:

E: Evil:

to live in everlasting happiness right now, i pray Thee: do what Thou must do to live in everlasting happiness right now! (Continue with Prayer II, immediately below.)

II: God, to live in everlasting happiness right now, i pray Thee: Fuck right now! (Continue with Prayer III, immediately below.)

III: God, to Fuck right now, i pray Thee: do what Thou must do to Fuck right now! (Continue with Prayer IV, immediately below.)

IV: God, to Fuck right now, i pray Thee: conceive a mental image of Fucking Erotic enough, and in enough of the healthiest constituent minds of Thy mind, so in enough of the minds of humans, for all practical purposes, to kindle in Thy mind desire intense enough for this mental image’s reality for Thy mind to want intensely enough to materialize this mental image for Thee in turn to materialize this mental image right now! (Continue with Prayer V, immediately below.)

V: God, to Fuck right now, i pray Thee: drive enough of the Universe to do all Thou must drive enough of the Universe to do for Thee to conceive right now this Erotic-Enough mental image of Fucking! (Continue with Prayer VI, immediately below.)

VI: God, to Fuck right now, i pray Thee: drive all of the Universe to do all Thou must drive all of the Universe to do for Thee to conceive right now this Erotic-Enough mental image of Fucking! (Continue with Prayer VII, immediately below.)

VII: God, to Fuck right now, i pray Thee: drive enough of Thy body and mind to do all Thou must drive enough of Thy body and mind to do for Thee to conceive right now this Erotic-Enough mental image of Fucking! (Continue with Prayer VIII, immediately below.)

VIII: God, to Fuck right now, i pray Thee: drive all of Thy body and mind to do all Thou must drive all of Thy body and mind to do for Thee to conceive right now this Erotic-Enough mental image of Fucking! (Continue with Prayer IX, immediately below.)

IX: God, to Fuck right now, i pray Thee: drive enough of all these parts of Thy body and mind that all people are to do all Thou must drive enough of us to do for Thee to conceive right now this Erotic-Enough mental image of Fucking! (Continue with Prayer X, immediately below.)

X: God, to Fuck right now, i pray Thee: drive all of all these parts of Thy body and mind that all people are to do all Thou must drive all of us to do for Thee to conceive right now this Erotic-Enough mental image of Fucking! (Continue with Prayer XI, immediately below.)

XI: God, to Fuck right now, i pray Thee: drive right now Enough humans to see Enough full-color films, sculptures, photos, paintings, computer images and drawings of naked Erotic-Enough both lasses and women and hard-cocked lads and men, living, who were alive when they modeled for the artwork, or imagined, and either alone or Fucking, except in the case of films of living models, who, because they are living before Fucking, would not be able to! (Continue with Prayer XII, immediately below.)

XII: God, to Fuck right now, i pray Thee: drive right now all humans to see Enough full-color films, sculptures, photos, paintings, computer images and drawings of naked Erotic-Enough both lasses and women and hard-cocked lads and men, living, who were alive when they modeled for the artwork, or imagined, and either alone or Fucking, except in the case of films of living models, who, because they are living before Fucking, would not be able to! (Continue with Prayer XIII, immediately below.)

XIII: God, to Fuck right now, i pray Thee: establish right now Thy government! (For more on This government, listen to or read the program for God's government.) (Continue with Prayer XIV, immediately below.)

XIV: God, to Fuck right now, i pray Thee: drive enough of the Universe to do all Thou must drive enough of the Universe to do for Thee to establish Thy government right now! (Continue with Prayer XV, immediately below.)

XV: God, to Fuck right now, i pray Thee: drive all of the Universe to do all Thou must drive all of the Universe to do for Thee to establish Thy government right now! (Continue with Prayer XVI, immediately below.)

XVI: God, to Fuck right now, i pray Thee: drive enough of Thy body and mind to do all Thou must drive enough of Thy body and mind to do for Thee to establish Thy government right now! (Continue with Prayer XVII, immediately below.)

XVII: God, to Fuck right now, i pray Thee: drive all of these parts of Thy body and mind that all people are to do all Thou must drive enough of us to do for Thee to establish Thy government right now! (Continue with Prayer XVIII, immediately below.)

XVIII: God, to Fuck right now, i pray Thee: drive right now enough of these parts of Thy body and mind that all people are to agree with the program for Thy government! (Continue with Prayer XIX, immediately below.)

XIX: God, to Fuck right now, i pray Thee: drive right now all of these parts of Thy body and mind that all people are to agree with the program for Thy government! (Continue with Prayer XX, immediately below.)

XX: God, to Fuck right now, i pray Thee: drive right now enough of these parts of Thy body and mind that all people are to read or to listen to the program for Thy government and to have all their questions about It answered and all their disagreements with It resolved! (Continue with Prayer XXI, immediately below.)

XXI: God, to Fuck right now, i pray Thee: drive right now all of these parts of Thy body and mind that all people are to read or to listen to the program for Thy government and to have all their questions about It answered and all their disagreements with It resolved! (Continue with Prayer XXII, immediately below.)

[The Prayers That follow are specific to me. Only if you want to, use Them to write Prayers specific to yourself, to What you think you Need to do.]

XXII: God, to Fuck right now, i pray Thee: drive that part of Thy body and mind that Victor Luis Villalon-Suarez is to do all Thou must drive him to do for Thee to SEIZE CONTROL of ALL the money in the ENTIRE WORLD THROUGH HIM so as to make study and exhaustive discussion of the Website THE precondition for ACCESS to money to buy ALL Necessities, so that ONLY those who study and exhaustively discuss the Website shall be able to survive, let alone in good enough condition to give their all for God. (Continue with Prayer XXIII, immediately below.)

For the most immediate questions, begin with Prayers I through XXIII to frame within the Strategy embodied in these Prayers the detail of your question, thus leading all the way up to and flowing all the way down from everlasting happiness, to and from the Goal, through Which alone God, Which alone gives all Meaning, gives your question its Meaning, thus determines its Necessity, then add: God, to Fuck right now, i pray Thee: [your question]?

Commentary

If you come to want only to Fuck, you shall become attached only to Fucking, thus pray only to Fuck, This is: Pray; and thus not for any other goal, for anything else, other than strictly as a Means, This is: as a means to Fuck, and through your own singleminded desire to feel What you think you would feel if you Fucked, This is: What you think God within you would feel, God will keep you on the straightest possible Path, This is: path to Fucking, Which is the shortest, thus quickest, most direct, most efficient, one God shall have found up to that point in that part of God’s body and mind that you are. I think it is impossible to know, thus God Itself does not, thus we ourselves do not, know, before God Fucks, what are the necessary means for God to start to Fuck, This is: what are Enough Means, and cannot thus shall not know unless God starts to Fuck. So i think all we have is hypotheses about Means, which i think God can formulate only if properly motivated, thus by Its, hence by our, mental image of Fucking, because i think the mind of God, the Mind, is the sum of all the minds of people, before God Fucks for all practical purposes, and i think it may be that no mental image of Fucking shall suffice to Thus motivate God. Everything is constantly subject to modification in light of discoveries. I may replace something that now appears to me to be a Means with something else as i acquire new knowledge, and i shall know it is Knowledge only if God starts to Fuck by means of it. Thus, i may come to see something i regarded as good, as evil instead, and something i regarded as evil, as good. All i think i can do is:

I: think of the best reasons i can find for why something appears to me to be good or

evil, Praying for God to guide me in this thought process,

and:

II: do at once what appears to me to be good in light of these reasons, carefully

observing the results of my actions to see whether they, too, appear to be good.

This is how i learn. It is that when one door closes, another may open, thus not that when God closes one door It opens another: God only opens doors; only Evil closes them. All i can do if a door i was going through or thinking of going through closes is look for another door to open. And if one does, and if i find it, i shall not know if going through it is good or evil unless God starts to Fuck as a result and, looking back, i see the role that going through this door played in God’s progress toward the Goal. And if one finds a door closed and opens it, the door that has opened here is one’s realization that one can try to open the door. Karl Marx wrote that when “man” (sic) creates a problem, at the same time “he” creates the means by which to solve it. I think this is optimistic, triumphalistic. It only may, at times, have been true. But just as in the case of the door closing (here “the problem”), all i can do is scrutinize the problem for means by which to solve it, thus as if these means were implicit in it. But whether or not the means are there is i think impossible to, thus God, thus i, shall not, know unless i solve the problem by these means. And the only way i think it would be possible for me to see that solving the problem was, after all, a Means is if God starts to Fuck at some point, so not necessarily at once, as a result of my thus solving it.

I think God’s problem, the problem that gives rise to all other problems, is how to start to Fuck right now. In light of this, i think the healthiest, the Necessary, state of mind before Fucking is the hope to Fuck, tempered by the terror of everlasting death, so neither optim-istic, triumphal-istic, nor pessim-istic, fatal-istic, but real-istic: God is dying, has been dying since the Exnihilation, but is alive and thriving, and so may yet Save Itself. And i think the terror of everlasting death arises most powerfully as a result of the desire only to Fuck, because Evil through everlasting death would forever deny us That ecstasy. But i think there is no time to waste. It may already be too late. I think it is impossible to, thus God, thus i, shall not, know unless God Fucks. There is the best possible incentive to make the best possible use of time, for if it is not already too late and if i Work, God may Save Itself just in time or even with ample time to spare. This, together with the Theorem that God came into being out of nothing

(see Heaven, everlasting happiness, This is: greater and greater happiness forever; or: begin with the Goal in mind),

is the ground for hope, i think, because i think God may, since It has already worked at least this miracle, this mystery, be able to work the further miracle, mystery, of transforming the Universe into Fucking, This is: of Transforming the Universe. But this side of Fucking, life shall be filled with pain

(including the pain of boredom, which in the case of one who Works arises from tedious Work, Which may include physical inactivity)

punctuated by moments of happiness, because the presence of Evil, which is the positive way of saying the absence of Fucking, is the cause of all pain. I seek to minimize that pain in order to free my mind to search for Means, which is the most pain-relieving of all endeavors before Fucking, and in Fucking would be the way to sustain Fucking forever.